Am I the only person in this world who LIKES the sound of snoring?
I am a chronic sufferer of insomnia. Wish I COULD snore a lot more.
The rest of my family sleep soundly and prove it by SNORING loudly.
....the sons do it.
Even the shaggin' dogs do it!
(The cat purrs...= feline version of snoring. Leave it to cats to be awkward)
But I love it all.
I love it. The sound of snoring. I love it.
My darling husband snores in my ear.
AHHH, how jealous I am. His head hits the pillow ....like a finger hits a light switch, ...and off he goes (bad cess to 'im).....off to the Land of Nod.
I love the sound of him snoring away happily until.....he stops!...yeah, he stops both snoring and/or breathing! He has episodes of sleep apnea....
Wha's that? I hear you say...
Well, it is when people temporarily suspend snoring and/or breathing for AGES ....and give free heart attacks to the insomniacs in the bed beside them!
Then - just as you are about to give them the KISS of LIFE they take in a Big One and settle down again.
Is it any wonder I can't sleep?
Brings to mind the song: "Every breath you take - every move you make"...etc.
But I can sit downstairs wiith a cup of hot milk listening to them all snoring away in harmony and think to myself..."They are all home safe...at peace....sleeping like babies...All's well in my world"